The latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar has Victoria Beckham on the cover making her usual, boring, and drab face we’ve grown accustomed to seeing in magazines. Inside the mag, she even shares her “secrets” with us. I’m intrigued. Anyway, in the photos she looks more like a disinterested, spiritless wax doll than a successful, jovial, flesh and blood woman.

More images after the jump.